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Welcome to my Blog, I'm not really sure what I'm going to put on here so lets start with a giggle shall we ...

I had a client today who was lying nice and relaxed on my Nuru bed, I had just slid my body up the length of his and my belly button was level with his nose ... I went into a fast slide down his body as I got half way down he moved his leg ... Arrrrgh ... one slippery sliddy Zen shoots off in the wrong direction heading for disaster on the floor ... I just managed to save myself when one foot came i contact with the shelves!!!! I don't think he noticed! Opps!

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